Oh Noes! Freakishness everywhere!

farewellstars:

LOOK AT THE LITTLE OCTOPUS LOOK AT HIS BULGY EYES AND THE TINY TENTACLES DON’T YOU JUST WANT TO PUT A LITTLE LEASH ON HIM AND TAKE HIM FOR A WALK IN A PUDDLE

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Sonnet 130 by William Shakespeare read by Tom Hiddleston

My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks; 
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare. 

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meaningful-nonsence:

waitingforatimelord:

benedictatorship:

llawlietsgirl3:

letmartyhandlethis:

gossipgran:

when will my reflection show

who i am

inside

fixed it

holy shit, i laughed so hard

and then I died

#dead
even jawn can’t stop admiring how adorable he is.

Laughing way more than I should be

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mishafuckingackles:

You. Are. Precious. 

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• Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
• Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
• Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
• Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
• Thor: We found Thor punching Loki's face.
• Thor:
• Thor:
• Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.